The Funniest Questions from Cruise Passengers

Travelers say the darnedest things. From requesting a luxury suite for the dog, to asking hotel staff to quiet the sound of the sea, there’s no shortage of entertaining stories, questions, and requests from the world of travel.

A member of the Discount Hotels team recently returned from a Caribbean cruise where one of the evening entertainment options was a comedy show in which the comedian addressed some of the most outrageous questions and concerns he’d encountered while working on a cruise ship. Read on for the three most hilarious questions (including the comedian’s responses) from cruise passengers:

1. Has this ship ever sunk? Just once.

2. Is something wrong with the microwave in my stateroom? My food isn’t getting any warmer. That’s because your “microwave” is actually a safe.

3. Does the crew go home at night? What did you think the helicopter pad was for?